This lady comes up to the counter and is enquiring about Caverject, which you may not know is sort of like liquid viagra that you have to inject into the male penis. Yes, you read correctly...inject!!
She apparently has been having a hard time finding the stuff because there has been a short supply of the injection. Yes, again you read correctly, there has been a short supply of a medication that is injected into the penis.
So we looked it up on our suppliers website to see if we could get any in stock for her. And by george we could! We let her know it could be in the next day no problem. So she asks how much it is because her insurance will not pay for it since it isn't medically necessary, even though her husband strongly disagrees with that (I should note that this lady is kind of scary looking and the fact that her husband thinks caverject is medically necessary is a little too much information for me). So we look up the price and let her know that a package of two injections is $170.00. Her eyes open to the size of...well, never mind we don't need to be comparing sizes do we, and she yells, "How much did you say?"
"Um, well $170 dollars."
"I don't think so, he can get a hooker for cheaper than that for all I care. It isn't worth that much to me."
Well after this chaos the women begins to look at me 'sneakily' and says "come here honey I have a private question". I already and thinking woman get out of here but now I'm thinking Dear Lord what is next. So I lean over the counter and she whispers in my ear..."Do y'all carry warmers?"
When she said this I was like oh this isn't so bad and I was like yes on the isle right behind you we have some heating pads hanging up on the shelf. And she looks at me frustrated and says "NO! Do you carry VAGINA WARMERS"? I about fell to the floor. I looked at this lady and said excuse me? a vagina warmer? and she proceeds to explain to me what it looked like.
She claimed it was a big red bag thing and you would heat it up and literally insert it in your vagina. After explaining it to me I was thinking to myself....why the hell do you need to warm that sucker up? It's always warm last time I checked.
I still to this day have no idea what in this world the woman was talking about and I told her "no ma'am we do not carry that type of stuff" and she got soooo mad and began to tell me that we should.
Honestly I think she got the pharmacy and the Nancy's Nook mixed up together. But oh well. People like her is what makes my job interesting.
I'm just glad her husband wasn't there.
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